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Monster #438 — How to draw a monster

Look! Now you don’t have to wait for the next blog update to get your daily doodle; you can draw your OWN monster. Just like the pros Voz! Here’s a handy dandy step-by-step to get you started on your very own monster doodling spree. Won’t this come in handy when Voz gets lazy again and stops updating?

What are you waiting for? Grab your Swiss Miss pudding, the nearest pen, and get going!

how to draw a monster

Monster #328 1/2 — Ha ha ha

are you serious?

I thought was so ahead of the game ordering a huge quantity of the wooden blocks I need for my rubber stamps. I got them and tucked them away because I didn’t think the stamps themselves would get here in time for my big deadline (THREEFREAKINGDAYSFROMNOW), but I got an e-mail saying the stamps had been shipped. yay! So I opened my big box of wooden blocks to put the labels on so I’d have a head start when the stamps arrived.

And.

ha ha ha

First I had to verify it wasn’t MY mistake. This is exactly the kind of thing I do (I can’t tell you how many times I’ve ordered the wrong size envelopes for my cards), but it wasn’t my mistake this time. They just sent the wrong thing. G-06 instead of G-05. 600 of them. That’s an awful lot of the wrong size block.

I haven’t heard back yet, but I hope they’ll be overnighting me at least 100 of the size I actually ordered. I was very polite in my frantic e-mail.

Sigh.

Monster #328 — You can be a mom!

you can be a mom

In case that magician thing doesn’t work out.

Monster #317 — You can be a magician!

Thinking about a career in magic?

It’s always good to have a fall back plan.

Monster #310 — No escaping the deadline monster

no escaping the deadline monster

Monster #305 — Get off the computer!

thismustbedone

I’m sure I wouldn’t survive without check lists. I would melt into a puddle of overwhelmed, unproductive, time-wasting slime.

Monster #292 — The daily grind

bossman

That’s me on the right.

And that’s me on the left.

It’s a difficult relationship.

Monster #267 — You can’t fire me; I quit!

fired

Sometimes I fire myself when I’m not doing a good enough job. But then I always have to beg me back again with promises of extra coffee breaks and bonuses in the form of chocolate bars and sushi.