Man, she is so lucky. Yes never goes on sale! No is always on buy-one-get-one special, but never Yes. It’s even hard to find Maybe in the stores these days.
It’s always good to have a unique skill, don’t you think?
I first came across the phrase “Happy as Larry” in a book by Roddy Doyle (♥). I’d never heard it before, but it seemed too awesomely weird not to want in my life. So there it is.
If you are a gift-getter, I hope whatever you got is as pleasing as this.
I hope those are dripless candles.