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Monster #328 — You can be a mom!

you can be a mom

In case that magician thing doesn’t work out.

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  1. A Mom or a teacher. This could describe me a little too well at various points throughout a day and I am childless.

  2. I dunno….mom, magician, same thing…no? :) Heeeheeeheee, hysterical. I must have the deluxe edition, which includes dark circles under the eyes and the eternal sweats.

    Glad to see you back!

  3. Jason Curtis says:

    Really funny piece here Voz, I can definitely relate, especially with the look of frustration (my wife and I have a very spirited 17 month old son).

    Maybe I should get myself one of those maternal spatula’s. Currently I’m using a long pointy stick, but it’s not very effective.

  4. Voz says:

    A long pointy stick?? What are you thinking?? There’s no power in that unless you also have a campfire and a bag of marshmallows.

    I recommend a trip to the kitchen section of your local department store.

    Whisks are good, but more for the fancy mom who makes crepes and wears a flowery apron.

    A vacuum cleaner is really good, but that’s heavy duty power…you might need to wait until your son is three or four.

  5. DJ says:

    OH! I guess you didn’t mean “Wear your mittens *while* washing your face!” huh?

    *Suddenly feeling like a diminutive sidekick reject*

  6. justdoodleit says:

    Maternal spatula! Hehehe… what an awesome secret superpower charm :)

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