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Monster #279 — Don’t look!

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According to my calendar I should be on the 293rd monster doodle for the year. I knew I was behind, but I thought I’d closed the gap a bit more than this. I can’t help suspecting my inability to count as being the real reason I’m two weeks behind, but I’m too lazy to go back and see if that’s the case. I’ll just assume I really am 14 doodles behind and do my best to catch up before the end of the year.

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  1. gwen says:

    Maybe you could auction off the chance to contribute a monster to the collection!

  2. Voz says:

    I’d love someone to do a guest doodle. Are you offering?

  3. DJ says:

    According to my Big Book of Official Conversion Tables, 279 high-quality monster doodles are equal to 3110 run-of-the-mill monster doodles.

    You may think you’re behind but I’m betting you’re actually way ahead!

  4. Voz says:

    So what you’re saying is I can take a really long nap and not feel guilty? Because I’m really tired from all that counting and losing track and starting over again.

  5. Jason Curtis says:

    I have to admit, I looked behind me….and I didn’t like what I saw.

  6. DJ says:

    Ok, so my local news station ran a profile last night of a local guy who claims to have written 250,000 songs. At first I felt soooo inferior (especially since I can barely remember how to hum famous songs)… then I stopped and did the math. If his average song is a mere 2 minutes long, that’s still 500,000 minutes, right? But there are only 1440 minutes in a day – and we sleep about a third of those away. And what about all the other necessities of life? And how does he know that song #100,021 isn’t the same as songs #53,400, #76,901, and #87,666? Huh? HUH??

    Thanks for listening. I feel so much better now.

    *Humming a happy tune*

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